Who we are

We’re a fishing family of seven, raised on the water and rooted in a love for the sea. Our journey started on the rugged Pacific Coast, where salt air and early mornings on the boat-shaped our way of life. Years ago, we made the move east—and never looked back.

Florida's coastline quickly stole our hearts. We dove deep into the local waters, exploring every tide, every bite, and every hidden gem. But Satellite Beach and the surrounding areas truly felt like home.

We started Nautical Nonsense Onshore Fishing Charters to share that passion and create easy, laid-back coastal experiences for locals and visitors alike. Whether you're looking to cast a line, learn something new, or just spend a day by the water, we're here to make it memorable—with a little fun and plenty of fish along the way.

Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: 04/13/2025

By booking a trip with Nautical Nonsense Charters, you agree to the following terms and conditions:

Booking & Payments

  • A $100 deposit is required to secure your booking. The remaining balance is due on the day of your trip.

  • We accept payment via cash, card, ACH, or approved digital payment apps (Venmo, Apple Pay, Cash App, etc.)

    Cancellations & Rescheduling

  • Cancellations made 5 or more days before your scheduled trip will receive a full refund.

  • Cancellations made less than 5 days before the trip may result in forfeiture of the deposit.

  • If we must cancel due to the weather or unsafe conditions, you will be given the option to reschedule or receive a full refund.

    Saftey & Liability

  • All participants must follow the safety instructions of the guide at all times.

  • Children under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.

  • Nautical Nonsense Charters is not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged personal items.

  • Participants assume all risks related to fishing activities, including but not limited to slips, falls, or minor injuries.

Arrival & Readiness

  • Please arrive 10-15 minutes early to ensure your trip starts on time.

  • Trips begin promptly; late arrivals may result in shortened trips without refunds.

  • We recommend bringing sunscreen, snacks, drinks, a camera, and a towel or beach chair.

Weather Policy

  • We fish rain or shine, but severe weather (lightning, strong winds, dangerous surf) may lead to cancellation for your safety.

  • Weather cancellations will be determined by the captain/guide and communicated as early as possible.

Catch Policy

  • All legal catches are yours to keep. We provide fish cleaning and bagging if requested.

  • We promote ethical fishing and ask that all guests follow local size and bag limits.

Code of Conduct

  • We maintain a family-friendly, respectful atmosphere. Inappropriate behavior may result in early termination of your trip without a refund.

  • Alcohol is permitted in moderation, but no glass containers are allowed.

For questions about these terms, please contact us at info@nauticalnonsensecharters.com. We’re here to make sure your fishing trip is safe, fun, and full of nonsense — the good kind!

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